Almost every pick up line is cheesy it seems. And that's okay. They're fun and sometimes the cheesiness even lends a little bit of cuteness to the effort. So browse away and be impressed by the cheesy you are about to encounter in these cheesy pick up llines.
Everybody likes to be complimented. "Wow, you're gorgeous" is a great way to get their attention. How can they possibly argue with that anyway? What you compliment them on is up to you. You can praise them for something smart or impressive that they did. For example, if they gave a presentation you can compliment them on it. Or you can compliment on their looks / features. "How long do you work out each day because you are so toned!" You can be crude or smooth, but either way compliments are great way to get them in to you right off the bat.
Corny Pick Up Lines
Some of the most endearing pick up lines are those that are cute pick up lines. Something that is cute often doesn't come across as aggressive (even if it is) and your ability to deliver a cute line actually says a lot about you. It definitely shows that your able to be confident without necessarily being too macho - both of these traits tend to be really big turn ons! We've got a pretty good and growing list of cute pick up lines here so get some ideas and give a go! Good luck!
Dirty pick up lines don't really need an introduction do they? The idea behind them is that through innuendo or possibly just flat out statement you let the object of your desire know that they are the object of your desire. Dirty pick up lines are really great for people who are already hooked up because they give you a way of showing your appreciation for the other person in a very upfront way. For people who are not already together a dirty pick up line is a little more dangerous - there is a huge risk and a huge reward... so tread lightly, but if you're going to drop a dirty pick up line then make it count!
For GIRLS to Use on Guys
Girls, if you want pick up a guy then you can often start by just saying hi. But it is definitely a lot of fun to be playful and sometimes you can learn a lot about a guy by how they respond to a real pick up line vs a simple greeting. This collection of lines are all pick up lines for girls to use on guys and range from funny sassy to whoa sexy! Choose your favorite few and go try them out! Have a good time!
These are funny pick up lines - getting them to laugh is a great way to get them talking! First, if there is one type of pick-up line that will fare best with most women, humor is it. Since many women do rate having a good sense of humor and being able to make them laugh as one of the main qualities they look for in a man, if you can show her you’re capable of this at your very first line to her, you’ll get her attention. We've sourced some of these funny pick up lines
from funnypickuplines.com (with their permission) and we encourage you to check them out once you've checked out our collection.
These pick up lines are the kind of lines that are actually good pick up lines because they're not totally corny, too dirty, or completely lame. In order for a pick up line to be good it needs to be delivered well, but also at the right time. So, when you get ready to use one of these lines just make sure you do so with confidence and without being over aggressive. Let the good pick up line do the work rather than being over the top yourself.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Sweet Pick Up Lines
Worst Ever - Terrible
You know you have heard a terrible pick up line if it makes you shake your head, groan, or gag! These are the pick up lines that no matter how they are delivered, they just are not gonna work. Unless they work simply because they are so very bad that your intended target must turn to you and say “that was horrible. You didn’t think that was actually gonna work did you?” in which case you could respond “You are talking to me aren’t you?”
Star Trek has always had a cult following so there has always been an audience for star trek pick up lines. But, with the recent, younger, Star Trek movies there's been a new following and the genre has become much more main stream and socially "acceptable". Give these Star Trek pick up lines a try if you're ever off planet, and if that doesn't happen often enough then they can really be used any time you think you're dealing with a Trekkie.
If the one you have in your sights is a Star Wars fan (and who isn't!?) then these Star Wars pick up lines are for you! Using one of these Star Wars Pick Up lines is like waiving your hand and saying "I am the droid you're looking for". Heck, that's probably one of the lines - if not, it ought to be!
Being an astronaut has its perks. One of those perks is that there are certain pick up lines that only an astronaut can use - as if having been to space isn't enough of a perk for the job.
Banging, Hammering, Nailing, laying, tools, drilling… Let’s face it, carpentry is just one big euphemism for "making it happen", and we’ve got all the funny carpenter pick up lines to get you screwing!
In 2013 doctors were the voted the most sexy profession for men. With that in mind we've set aside a whole category of pick up lines devoted solely to lines that can be used to get across to the good doctor that you are interested. These pick up lines to pick up doctors are full of puns and double entendre, but they'll leave no doubt about your intentions. Some of these lines are good to use on docs and others are for docs to use on their interests. Many of these lines are great as pick up lines for girls to use on guys so it's kind of a double whammy. And that's what you're after isn't it?!
Firefighters enjoy the benefit of being viewed as heroes every day that they go to work. This makes those men and women very sexy in the eyes of the public, and since it is such a physically demanding job the role of firefighter is generally played by strong, physically fit people. It's no wonder that finding out that someone you've just met is a firefighter can often make you burn with desire. These firefighter pick up lines are pick up lines that can be used BY firefighters or TO PICK UP a firefighter. There's plenty of material to work with so let's see what you've got!
Lawyers / Law Students
Lawyers tend to be intelligent and strong willed. Law students spend a lot of time in class, in the office if they're lucky, and in the library studying to pass the bar exam. But like everyone else, legal professionals and hopefuls, want to be wanted by someone. They sometimes seem uptight, but if you try you'll find the seeking ways to chill whenever possible. If you've got your eye on a lawyer or law student try breaking the ice with one of these pick up lines geared directly at them. These lawyer pick up lines are appropriate everywhere, except the workplace!
Maybe it’s “Talk like a Pirate” day or maybe she’s just really into those romance novels with dark guys with long hair wearing billowing white pirate shirts on the cover. Of course, if your she and she's a he then change all that around so it all works. Maybe add that what he wants is a bad attitude and lots of cleavage. Well, Arg, MAtey, have we got just the right pick up lines for you!
If you're a single Christian or if you're looking to date someone who is a Christian then you might find these christian pick up lines useful. These types of pick up lines will often contain biblical references and they tend to be a little less dirty. However, they make up with cheesy everything they miss out on in dirty.
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For the Cafe / Coffee Shop
It happens all the time. You're in the coffee shop or at the cafe and your eyes fall on someone that you think you might like to get to know better. The good news is that coffee shops and similar venues are great places to meet people and chat! This list of lines are pick up lines that are focused for use in the cafe or in the coffee shop.
When it's time for Halloween it's time for parties and meeting people. Having something awesome to say the first time you meet someone is often the hardest part of approaching! But have no fear - we've created a section of pick up lines specially focused on Halloween just so you can be sure to catch the perfect hottie you've had your eye on!
Also, don't forget that if you or your target is dressed up as one of the "professions" that we have special categories for that you can also make use of those lines! I love Halloween!
Pick up lines in French... ooh la la
Filipino / Pinoy
Pick up lines have recent become a big fad in pinoy life and the culture itself lends to some very awesome pick up lines. As one filipino friend of mine described it, "we are very dramatic, and that all comes out in the pick up lines we enjoy". When you read these pick up lines (many in tagalog, but translated to english if you click on them) you'll experience the drama that is intentionally built into them.